mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
i wanna post my personal opinion on tumblr
WHEN U CANNOT MAKE SAD FRIEND HAPPY FRIEND
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
theres a kid at my school called shabang and i asked him what his name was and he said shabang and i said i shabanged your mum and he told the teacher
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world